Office by Alex Penny
Welcome to my tumblr. Here I post any and everything having to do with jacking off. I love jacking off, I feel like it something dudes do, whether alone or together I guess depends on preference, but its a DUDE THING. Oh, and in case you are really dense and haven't figured it out by now, this is a 18+ site only, so if your not of age you should probably leave.
Oh, and unless I post specifically that whatever it is is of me, then its not me, and not mine, and I don't own it. all that blibbidy blabbidy stuff that no one really cares about.
All of the pictures I post on this tumblr that are not of me i have found somewhere on the internet, which we all know is free game domain...but if you see a picture of you and request it to be taken off I will do so.....and, on a note of that, there's a button below that says send me your nudes...if you WANT your pic on here..just click that and post away.
Oh and by the way, that picture up there is actually me....
Anonymous: It's unfortunate that guys give you grief because you don't top or bottom. Frankly, anal sex is overrated and a helluva more complicated than porn suggests. I'm not all that interested in guys who are really into anal sex. Oral sex, handjobs, facial intimacy....I'll take any and all of that over butt sex. I like to play with an anus and don't mind mine played with, but anal penetration is not necessary. Peace. -Jim
appreciate it Jim, nice to know there are some guys out there like me. Peace man.
You know what. to all of you out there that don’t give me a chance, and completely skip over my dating profiles and don’t even talk to me. FUCK YOU! I am worth so much more than you will know, because you don’t take the time TO know. ANY guy would be lucky to have me in their life, and you know what, if you’re not that guy, then that’s okay too. Because there is a guy out there somewhere that is right for me, a guy that will love me for who i am, a guy that will enjoy jerking off with me, a guy that will enjoy waking up next to me, and camping with me, and hiking with me. AND if you don’t wanna be that guy, then that’s fine too, because I matter, and if you don’t think so then whatever you have to say doesn’t matter.
If you choose not the take a chance on me, then that is your loss, not mine. There is someone out there that is worthy of my love, my body, my time, my heart. And if you’re not it, then guess what, that’s okay. There will be a masculine guy out there, a guy with a decent body and a nice smile, twinkling eyes and a manly face, there will be a guy out there that will enjoy doing with me what he can, and won’t ask for what i can’t do. I am sick and tired of beating myself up, and crying, and looking in the mirror and hating myself. I am sick of my heart being hollow and heavy, i’m sick of causing myself pain. I will be honest with you. if you text me or talk to me and you’re not my type, you know what, I WON’T tell you to fuck off. I WON’T ignore you, i WILL tell you the truth. And you know why, because i’m honest. That’s right, I have good attributes: I’m honest, loyal, kind, caring, compassionate, i think of others before myself, I’m decent looking, I have beautiful eyes, I’m smart, I’m wise, I’m witty, I also give great massages, and I’m fun to talk to and hang with. But some of you don’t want to know these things.
But that’s okay, because i am me regardless, and your ignoring me or telling me you don’t want anything to do with me isn’t going to change who I really am. If you are so shallow you can’t get past the fact that I’m not completely ripped, or that I’m not a porn star then you don’t deserve me. I deserve someone better than that. My old days of self hate are over, I am tired of laying in darkness staring at the ceiling wondering if anyone will ever love me. I am sick and tired of people telling me that I need to just suck up my pain and do what they want. I shouldn’t have to suffer for your benefit.
I am who I am and if you can’t give me a chance to be who I am then good riddance. I am no longer going to be the cause of my own suffering. I am no longer going to let your cruelty fuel my sadness. I am from now on, a new man; more confident, stronger, more assured. And you know what, i deserve it.
Anonymous: Are you gay?
I’m into dudes, yes, but I don’t label myself gay cause I don’t do anal at all…so you label me. lol
I’m back. I’m sorry about my absence, but I recently had a family member pass away, and I had to go out of town for a few days to get the arrangements set up like I needed to. I will still be a bit on the obscure side because I still have to get the visitation and funeral set up down here. I apologize about not being on like usual, but I am back now and you can feel free to ask questions or whatever.
missin all my bros that would help out every now and then.
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